Strange Things

Ultimate Betrayal

erratic_prophet | 30 October, 2006 11:11

The flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, fruit of my looms-- or loins, whatever-- has betrayed me in the worst way ever. I'm not sure I can ever recover from this. My daughter bought a-- SOB-- Nickelback album.

Kill me now.

All New Low

erratic_prophet | 27 October, 2006 14:19

Lately, I've been on a pill popping frenzy. Not illegal drugs, mind you, all prescribed. My gyno's been switching my birth control to a lower dosage hormone to, hopefully, cut back my migraines, but, unfortunately, my insurance doesn't cover the one he gave me, so I'm switching to a different one in a few days time when this pill pack runs out. By the way, anyone have any experience with Ortho Tricyclen Lo? That's what I'll be switching too and I'm hoping I don't become too loopy. I've been horribly hormonal this month, suffering from mood swings and break outs. But not all of that can be blamed on the birth control. Another pill would be to blame for some of that.. (More)

Panic at the Office

erratic_prophet | 19 October, 2006 15:51

Ok, so technically I don't work in an office. Yet.

I know what you're thinking. "R? In an office?! Has she finally lost it?" The answer to that is: Yes. And no. I've completely lost my shit and finally come to my senses. All at once. Now you know why I've been too busy to write.

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British Grannies and Mesh Shirts

erratic_prophet | 08 October, 2006 20:31

Some coworkers-- B, D, and T-- and I went to a faux Irish pub/eatery last night for some fun and relaxation, during which we discussed:

Interior Design..

Me: "This wallpaper isn't working for me."

B: "Too fancy?"

Me: "Too granny's parlor."

B: "British granny. Serving tea."

Me: "And it totally clashes with the neon beer signs."

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Duh-Rah-Mah!

erratic_prophet | 03 October, 2006 15:38

So lately, over the course of several weeks, I've been in the grips of doctor drama, work drama, family drama, basically any kind of drama you can think of. Because I'm a magnet for that sort of thing.

The doctor drama... I finally got fed up with my doctor. Not only did I become fed up with him, my pharmacist was fed up with him. So I dropped him and took up my family's-- Yes, my whole family goes to the same doctor. It saves on explaining family medical history.-- doctor because I saw he was finally available to my insurance. This is when things went bad and weird.

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